12.19.2011

Lyric of the Week: A Girl Like Me Edition

So I went on a date last night.

Naturally, we began chatting about music
at some point during the night.
 I mentioned my love for Ludacris
and the conversation went flat.

My date admitted he is not a fellow fan
and 
went even further to drop this bomb:

"a girl like you 
should not 
be listening to Luda."

Umm excuse me? Um hello? Um Hi?
A girl like me???
Oh please, bro.
You had known me for an hour if that.
It took everything within me
not to just leave and walk home.
I kept thinking happy thoughts
and focusing on more positive things like
butterflies
and
the leftover Olive Garden breadsticks
waiting for me in my fridge.

There will not be a second date I fear,
so I would like to post a lyric
that basically sums up
what I would say to him
if given the chance.
In his honor,
I give you 12.19.11's 
Lyric of the Week 

"I can go low
lower 
than you know" 

Said best by my man Luda in his song Low
heard here in a DJ Philistine remix


I guess if a girl like me 
should not be listening to Luda,
she also should not be the proud owner of a stripper pole.

Stay tuned, people...this is merely a tease
and there is much more info to come
on this new toy later this week.


Pshhh, a girl like me.
Put that comment
in your juice box
and 
SUCK IT.

1 comment:

Maggie said...

i love you, lets bust that pole in.

lets please hang out, its only been like years