So I went on a date last night.
Naturally, we began chatting about music
at some point during the night.
I mentioned my love for Ludacris
and the conversation went flat.
My date admitted he is not a fellow fan
and
went even further to drop this bomb:
"a girl like you
should not
be listening to Luda."
Umm excuse me? Um hello? Um Hi?
A girl like me???
Oh please, bro.
You had known me for an hour if that.
It took everything within me
not to just leave and walk home.
I kept thinking happy thoughts
and focusing on more positive things like
butterflies
and
the leftover Olive Garden breadsticks
waiting for me in my fridge.
There will not be a second date I fear,
so I would like to post a lyric
that basically sums up
what I would say to him
if given the chance.
In his honor,
I give you 12.19.11's
Lyric of the Week
"I can go low
"I can go low
lower
than you know"
Said best by my man Luda in his song Low
heard here in a DJ Philistine remix
I guess if a girl like me
should not be listening to Luda,
she also should not be the proud owner of a stripper pole.
Stay tuned, people...this is merely a tease
and there is much more info to come
on this new toy later this week.
Pshhh, a girl like me.
Put that comment
in your juice box
and
SUCK IT.
1 comment:
i love you, lets bust that pole in.
lets please hang out, its only been like years
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