Current location: Salt Lake City, Utah.
My fam bam and I are on our way up to Wyoming
and decided to drive through Mormonville to get there.
I dressed myself accordingly.
Tonight we went and looked at the Christmas lights
at the LDS Salt Lake Temple.
The first/last time I was here
was about 12 years ago
and I forgot how completely majestic it looks in person.
We took lots of pictures.
Although I am usually a firm believer that
if you are throwing up peace signs
you had better be Asian,
I broke my rule
in honor of my bestie
Alecia
who will be getting married next year
and moving up to Ewwwtah
while her man candy
completes his PhD program here.
I will miss her and her ethnicity confusion.
I am not a firm believer
in behaving in public however,
so I made sure to embarrass my family tonight.
Speaking of being embarrassing,
my dad dressed himself
like Rick Perry.
Also while on the topic of embarrassing people,
here's a(nother) video of
my mother
"rapping"
Please pay close attention
to her
obvious hesitation
while trying to figure out the answer to "2+2".
It was a long drive up here.
It will be a long drive the rest of the way to Wyoming.
It will probably be unbearably long coming home.
In case you can't tell,
between all of us family members
we are beyond obnoxious.
I don't care what religion you are,
pray for us to make it to Wyoming and back
without murdering each other.

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