Apparently, I have a folder on my computer titled
I do not remember when or why I made this file
but it is filled to the brim of compromising photos...
mostly photos of
why the heck do I have more
than anyone else??
I don't know why this is the case at all,
but I'm not afraid in the slightest to
and show these bad boys off.
So here are some of the best
(or worst...depending on how you look at it)
photographs I found in said file.
It definitely made me reminisce about my past...
That time in my teen years when I apparently weighed about 5148 lbs
Double chin win...this was pre-fatbooth days
That time I was a really fabulous role model
Teaching Bella the ways of the street corner
That time I went to school dressed like this and it wasn't Halloween
I can't even fathom a caption here
That time I went to a Mormon function and took a western photo
Was I pregnant? I look like the freaking Grinch...am I right or am I right??
That time Chelsea "accidently" elbowed me in the face mid-picture
Yeah, I might be crying a little.
WHO WANTS TO DATE ME NOW????